I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point
you’re gonna have to narrow it down a bit
Women are being allowed a little more than they were before. I think guys are finally accepting that we, women, are here to stay and we’re not going anywhere. No matter how much you try to just get us out of the picture, as you’ve learned, we’re like a fungus! Like once we’re on you, we’re not going anywhere! So, just accept that we’re here and make nice with us. ‘Cause we’re gonna keep procreating and 50% of us are gonna keep coming out of a vagina!
- Sandra Bullock on being part of a female buddy cop movie
Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”
I feel like my life is complete after watching this.
HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.
Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
angst in spn
so much constant angst that it becomes boring as hell
15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
I went as a tube of toothpaste one year and I think that tops the entire list XD
19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
Alexandria, like the Library :D
21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
Speak ALL THE LANGUAGES. I WANT TO BE FLUENT IN EVERYTHING
9:You’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
Over to the U.K.! I’ve not been yet but I know I would love it!
46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
Ya know, I don’t remember an exact age… It was just sort of a gradual acceptance that a fat jolly man doesn’t slide down my chimney every year to give me gifts u.u;;; Although my mom always says that Santa does exist: As a state of mind of the parents who buy things for their kids they otherwise would never have shelled out the money for >.>…